Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The

Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:

- "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

- "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.

- "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

- "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort

unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5
persons."

- "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian

customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina

your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German
driver

replies angrily, "You cenzurirano! Call your zupervisor over, I vant
to speak

to somevone vA-z more intelligence!"

- "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come.
He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.