Three men, an italian, a spanish and a french are applying for a job
in England. Before the interview, they are advised that they will have to compose a sentence based on these three words: green", "pink" and "yellow".


The italian starts: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

Then the spanish gentleman:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."


And finally the french:
"I wake up in ze morning, I hear ze phone "green...green...", pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...