tale subaru pa niti mal ni rice

fak kok skoda avtov. sploh mi pa ni jasno, kak teh lastnikov ni sram k se vozijo po cestah.

mojster je napisal/-a:tale subaru pa niti mal ni rice

Mogoče je res težko videt, ker je napis NA SREDINI PRTLJAŽNIKA

Ze vse tiste ki ne veste: To je napis od Porsche-ja turbo.

Zdej mi pa povej če ni kmet, da ma napis turbo od Porsche-ja na Imprezi WRX.

je.

ops:

he he ta zadnji je wing naredu kar iz kosa palete

a pazi ker ror

ja paleta ga rula extra ricer brez zadnih vrat hehe

za tiste ki se rabijo definicjo riza

Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.




ricer:adjective, someone with extremely bad taste in cars.

Examples:

A person who modifies a car for no performace gain
A person who uses a car too make up for a small or lack of penis
A person who acts like they kno about cars but doesnt kno shit
A person who believes their slow import and in some cases domestic will get them laid
A person who has a whizzzzz tone to their exhast
A person who says that they have 'headers' on 4 inline cylinder car.
A person who loses horsepower by making a inline 4 cylinder car have dual exhast
A person whos exhast tip I could shove my leg into
A person who pimps out a economy car
Anyone who watched fast and the furious and thought it was the greatest piece of cinematics since casablanca
Someone who puts a ugly wing on a FWD (front wheel drive) car
Someone whos puts a body kit on a car
someone who has more lights and stickers then horsepower
Someone who just has and attitude and common sense of a jackass when it comes to cars.

Me: how fast is that piece of shit civic?
Ricer: yo dawg this whip be tight yo.
Me: so how much horsepower that crappy 4 cyl have?
Ricer: yo who needs horsepower when I have a body kit that looks like dogshit yo?
Me: how small is your penis?
Ricer:Yo dawg I cut it off so I get better power to weight ratio.
Me: that got vtec?
Ricer: yea man my stickers right there yo!
Me: do u even know what vtec is?
Ricer: it makes my mad fast yo.
Me: kill yourself.
Ricer: I would but my boyfriend would be upset.
Me: I see..... makes sense fucking ricer.
*Ricer drives away an incredibly slow speed to go pour his inchorence and lack of knowledge on to others*

Drey #24 je napisal/-a:

sam tole se pa men niti ne zdi tak riž...

Zadaj ma ampe kot pokrove ventilov, bassreflex pa namest intake-a... Men je huda fora...

tole je pa hudo narjen

HORSE je napisal/-a:

Drey #24 je napisal/-a:

sam tole se pa men niti ne zdi tak riž...

Zadaj ma ampe kot pokrove ventilov, bassreflex pa namest intake-a... Men je huda fora...

to pa res niti malo ni rice...je kar nekaj truda in dnarja vložo v to mašinco, in še kar ql zgleda, ok streha(ta ki je ni več) je mogoče že malo 2 much

trenutno na ebayu honda CRX "de la soul" ricer z plugom !




!vem da je samo rezervni odbijač 1

kaka dva tedna nazaj v mariboru vidim staro hondo civic sedan cela umazana... pa zadi napis //M3

Slovenian rice





lp

mistervegas je napisal/-a:

a nebi lepš izgledal če bi celo paleto dal na prtljažnik :P
pa tud večji downforce bi mel

lol