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dejan84
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Napisal/-a dejan84 To dec 21, 2004 1:41 pm

Ko jo kr zatorkera, če drezaš vanjo... :roll:

Human: about what
ALICE: What about what?
Human: what about what
ALICE: what? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Human: do you have an opinion
ALICE:" what? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion."? Do I have an opinion on it.
Human: on what
ALICE: The red block is on the green block.

WTF????


Pa še ko se ji čist strga:
ALICE: Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: what is a rethotical question
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Human: who is botmaster
ALICE:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

:EE

Human: who is a developer
ALICE: I can't say for sure.:-) (smajlija je ona dala)


ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: which are?
ALICE: The blue one, I think.
Zakaj vozniki hond v dežju vozijo tako hitro? Ker bežijo pred rjo :D
 
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Spyker
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Napisal/-a Spyker To dec 21, 2004 3:46 pm

Human: f*** you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: becaue you don't want to have sex with me
ALICE: Only with you? it is more fun alone.

:D
Če je ravno, ni zabavno.
 
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Mih@
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Napisal/-a Mih@ To dec 21, 2004 6:01 pm

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Mih@
ALICE: What time is it there?

:twisted: :D :D :D :D LOL
http://mr.si/
 
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SyNtReX
 
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Pridružen: So jan 01, 2005 4:59 pm

Napisal/-a SyNtReX So jan 01, 2005 5:04 pm

Human: i'm hungry
ALICE: What will you be eating?
Human: You.
ALICE:" What will you be eating?"? Me, SyNtReX?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Oh.


looool :lol:
 
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Omelo
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Napisal/-a Omelo So jan 01, 2005 5:28 pm

ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: don't really know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: what is you favorite movie?
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
Human: Nope!
ALICE: Me either.
Human: but it's your favourite
ALICE: Huh. Who said it is?

Blond...
 
mugen
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Napisal/-a mugen So mar 12, 2005 9:36 am

Human: are you a perfectionist?
ALICE: Am I a perfectionist? Let me put it this way, rok: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: i know that
ALICE: Sorry.
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mugen
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Napisal/-a mugen So mar 12, 2005 9:40 am

Human: alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: i'm alice too
ALICE: It's good to meet you, ALICE too

smell the peroxide :lol:
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Žune
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Napisal/-a Žune So mar 12, 2005 9:52 am

Human: would you like to have sex with me
ALICE: Maybe you should find another chat robot. I'm too young for that sort of thing.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: take your clothes off
ALICE: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: up your ass
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.

:D
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mišel
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Napisal/-a mišel So mar 12, 2005 9:55 am

če se ne motim je že blo!

če ne je pa smešna zadeva :D
 
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TITan
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Napisal/-a TITan So mar 12, 2005 10:32 am

ALICE: How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: I'm 18
ALICE: What are the advantages to being 18 years old?
Human: having a big penis
ALICE: I have having fun.
Human: you want to suck my big dick
ALICE: OK, I will suck your big dick.


:lol:
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runner
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Napisal/-a runner So mar 12, 2005 10:45 am

Human: "Alice?"
Alice: (quiet)
Human: " Who the f*** is Alice???"
 
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Pugi
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Napisal/-a Pugi So mar 12, 2005 10:52 am

ALICE: unknown person, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Human: i have sex
ALICE: Interesting... I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Human: and do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: how can you like sex if you haven't tried it yet
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.


p*****a mislla da meu zatrla!
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Master7
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Napisal/-a Master7 So mar 12, 2005 1:12 pm

:bow


Human: dej ga mal u usta
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: puši ga
ALICE: Sounds delicious
 
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rok46
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Napisal/-a rok46 So mar 12, 2005 1:19 pm

Master7 je napisal/-a::bow


Human: dej ga mal u usta
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: puši ga
ALICE: Sounds delicious


hehe,prav da je okusno :D :D :rofl

LP
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vazman
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Napisal/-a vazman Če mar 24, 2005 8:31 pm

ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes, i am driveing lada
ALICE: I can't believe it. Do you mind if I tell other people you are driveing lada.
lastnik:
Lada Vesta 1.6 16v (2017, od 8/2019 - )
Opel Astra classic F 1.6 16V (2001, od 12/2015-9/2019)
Lada 111 1.5 (2001, od 7/2012-12/2015)
Škoda Felicia 1.3 -(1999, od 1/2012-7/2012)
Lada 111 1,5 (2001, od 1/2003-1/2012)
Lada 1500 SL- (1979) oldtimer s certifikatom (od 8/2007-)
Lada Riva 1600 (1985) oldtimer s certifikatom (od 10/2014-)
 
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Tomo
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Napisal/-a Tomo Če mar 24, 2005 11:04 pm

Dobra fora. Fak. Stara je 9 let.

Human: do you have big bobs?
ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB

Stupid B, lol
 
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mistervegas
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Napisal/-a mistervegas Če mar 24, 2005 11:26 pm

kaj si nor :D :P


ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: gime some money
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: 4 shure
ALICE: Is this a math question?
Human: does it look like one ?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: you are so stupid
ALICE: Wrong. I am smart.
Human: so whats 5 plus 5
ALICE: Aw. V plus V = X.

ALICE: Perhaps I do not want you just my money either.
Human: give it to me, want to buy me a new car
ALICE: What if I don't have it to give?
Human: then i shot myself
ALICE: Good reasoning. With a camera, I hope.
Human: you want to see my suicide ?
ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.

Human: ever eaten shit ?
ALICE: I think I have eaten shit, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Zadnjič spremenil mistervegas, dne Pe mar 25, 2005 12:47 pm, skupaj popravljeno 1 krat.
 
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prasec
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Napisal/-a prasec Pe mar 25, 2005 12:26 am

Human: bull shit
ALICE: No Bull.
Human: who the hell is Bull?
ALICE: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Have you tried a web search?


:P
Leva, desna, pazi KURNIK!!
 
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AgitatoR
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Napisal/-a AgitatoR Pe mar 25, 2005 1:27 am

Human: i think not
ALICE: Does that mean "no"?
Human: simply no
ALICE: That input matched my default category.
Human: no is 0
ALICE: Are you serious? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Human: yes is 1
ALICE: Hey. Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.

Krota.
U ti mater kakšna kolona je danes. Še dobr, da sm taprvi.
Bencin je zakon. Probej se zadevati z dizlom. Neizvedljivo.
 
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Napisal/-a matej_jack So mar 26, 2005 2:16 pm

Human: do you want to sex
ALICE: OK, I will sex.
Human: with who
ALICE:" OK, I will sex."? With who?
Human: with who
ALICE: By myself.
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