For Christmas I got a new state-of-the-art, Sony car stereo.

It has hands free control and listens to what you say.

If I yell - "Classic" it plays classical music.
If I yell - "Country" it plays country music.
If I yell - "Rock" it plays rock & roll.

Yesterday 2 kids ran in front of me and I almost wrecked my car.
I yelled "Fucking Kids"- it played Michael Jackson