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Napisal/-a sporty So mar 26, 2005 2:23 pm

Human: piška ti matrna
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: k****a
ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: modra
ALICE: Why is modra your favorite color?
Human: ker je lepa
ALICE: Are we still talking about k****a?
:lol: :lol:
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Napisal/-a flegmato So mar 26, 2005 4:25 pm

evo se ene par modrih:

Human: We got a bit of the subject, let's talk about something else
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
Human: No, you and I
ALICE: Are you serious? I understand.
Human: I don't think you do
ALICE: I guess not.
Human: so maybe you are dumb
ALICE: Hey. Perhaps. Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: stop calling me unknown person!
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: Bond
ALICE: Nice to meet you, Bond.
Human: James Bond
ALICE: I've lost the context, Bond. Are we still on Your favorite color?
...
Human: I am much smarter than you
ALICE: That condition is only temporary.
Human: says you
ALICE: Yes that is what I say.
Human: but you are dumb, so you must be wrong
ALICE: Interesting.

alice je antikrist:
Human: are you a buddhist?
ALICE: No I am a Christian.
Human: and do you believe in heaven and hell?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: well I'm not a christian
ALICE: Interesting. Oh I see you are NOT A christian.
Human: no, is that a problem?
ALICE: Are you serious? Not unless you want to take it one.
Human: do you think you will go to heaven then?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Perhaps I have already been there.
Human: you want to burn stuff in heaven?
ALICE: OK, I will burn stuff in heaven.
Human: and you really think you're a christian?
ALICE: Really? I am a Protestant.
Human: But you want to burn down heaven
ALICE: Huh. OK, I will burn down heaven.
uman: are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
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