short explanation:


TAOISM - shit happens
HARE KRISHINA - shit happens rama rama ding ding
HINDUISM - this shit happened before
ISLAM - if shit happens, take a hostage
ZEN - what is the sound of shit happening?
BUDDIHSM - when shit happens, is it really shit?
CONFUCIANISM - confucias say, "shit happens"
7TH DAY ADVENTIST - shit happens on saturdays
PROTESTANTISM - shit won't happen if I work harder
CATHOLICISM - if shit happens, I deserve it
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - knock knock, "shit happens"
UNITARIAN - what is this shit
MORMON - shit happens again & again & again...
JUDAISM - why does this shit always happen to me?
RASTAFARIANISM - let's smoke this shit