>>Joke 1:

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>>A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you
>>have your tits on your back?"
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>>The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a
>>dick on his face!"
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>>Joke 2:
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>>A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to
>>her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do
>>best!"...so he ran off with the TV and VCD...
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>>Joke 3:
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>>Wife: "I wish I am the newspaper, so you can hold me every
>>morning!"
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>>Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a
>>NEW ONE every morning!"
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>>Joke 4:
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>>A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big
>>and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name
>>of
>>baby was SUM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
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>>Joke 5:
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>>A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak
>>and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I
>>advised?
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>>Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
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>>Joke 6:
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>>Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is
>>bathing.....
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>>When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied:
>>"MASTURBATING." (master bathing)