Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad
yu smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl. ---> ajnštajn

HA ha tega se bojo bosanci v mojm klasu veselil pisi kao sto govoris :p


LP PiLLLe

Three men, an italian, a spanish and a french are applying for a job
in England. Before the interview, they are advised that they will have to compose a sentence based on these three words: green", "pink" and "yellow".


The italian starts: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

Then the spanish gentleman:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."


And finally the french:
"I wake up in ze morning, I hear ze phone "green...green...", pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...



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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The

Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:

- "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

- "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.

- "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

- "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort

unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5
persons."

- "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian

customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina

your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German
driver

replies angrily, "You cenzurirano! Call your zupervisor over, I vant
to speak

to somevone vA-z more intelligence!"

- "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come.
He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.



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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."


:P :P :P