-I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free
-I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
-AMATURES DONT SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!
-What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger!
-You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!
-Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
-What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the **** outta me.
-My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
-So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.
-It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
-Bull shi *** hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!
-You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger. your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!
-Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.
-You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!
-Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!
-When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?
-Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
-They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
-I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the
play-place, I stay on mine.
-Bryan - *Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?*
Hector - *Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything.*
-Pop the bun.
Pop the bun?
-No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all...
-that is one **** of a way to spend $.10
-Bryan-He was in MY shake!
Dom - Now I'm in your shake!
-All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse.
-I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
-Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.
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