Noro hude fore!!! :P

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has two stomaches...one for meats and one for vegetables.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

Yo mamma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mamma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mamma's so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mamma's so fat, every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had her baby pictures taken by satellite.

Yo mamma's so fat she was baptized in Sea World.

Yo mamma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, she's the only one who got a tan.

Yo mamma's so fat your bathtub has stretch marks.

Yo mamma's so fat she's on both sides of your family.

Yo mamma's so fat she's like the Bermuda Traingle; when kids run around her they get lost.

Yo mamma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo mamma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mamma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mamma's so fat, they ahd to grease the bathtub to get her out.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.

Yo mamma's so fat, Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

Yo mamma's so fat, when her beeper went off, they thought she was backing up.

Yo mamma's so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mamma's so fat, her high school year book picture was an aerial picture.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mamma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mamma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mamma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mamma's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mamma's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mamma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamma's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

Yo mamma's so stupid that when she swam accross the East River, she got tired half way and swam back!

Yo mamma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

Yo mamma's so dumb she stole free cheese.

Yo mamma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the $2 shop.

Yo mamma's so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV she asked "What color?"

Yo mamma's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mamma's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she locked herself in a motorcycle.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and died of starvation.

Yo mamma's so dumb, when the sign said "Don't Walk", she froze and got hit by a bus.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mamma's so dumb, on the job application where it said "sign here," she wrote "Aquarius."

Yo mamma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so dumb she put ice cubes in the freezer to keep the refrigerator cold.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back''.
Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
Yo mama's so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have
to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the
table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with
tinted windows.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, her mama'saw the afterbirth and said
"Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama's so ugly Yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.
When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.
Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.
Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.
Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama's so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama's so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"
Yo mama's so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
Yo mama's so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama's so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
Yo mama's so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!
Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back.
Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the sex!
Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out..
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.
Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."
Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the B.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*** off."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."
Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's -coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache is real.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumed in da ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."
Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again .
Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.
Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her "Barney."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to f*** her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to f*** her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "f*** It."
Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic.
Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest JET.
Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama's so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone directory.
Your momma is so fat, that when she sits arround the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

pa dej Habbich ti nis normalen...a ti mislis da bo kdo tole brau!!! ne hvala...3 ure pa ne mislm zdet za compom :P :P joke :P

Pa kje jih najdete. A obstaja slovar.

tole so divje fore :P

LP

jao habbich

tvoja mama je tolk stara, da ma izpit za dinozavra.
tvoja mama je tolk debela, da ma obseg pasu ekvator, krvno skupino pa Nesquick.

tvoja mama je tak debela da si pas zapira z bumerangom

EdgE je napisal/-a:Pa kje jih najdete. A obstaja slovar.

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